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from Poverty Law

The hook of my connection to legal work was so gentle that I never noticed when the jab actually went in, twisted, and then lodged itself resolutely for the remainder of my working years. This [was] something I can do. Not what I really wanted to do, but then, I didn’t know what I wanted to do. Into that void of not knowing, something slick and promising formed itself over and around my will. And slowly, ever so slowly, it proceeded to seal my future.

from Inflections and Innuendoes

I could hear her footsteps coming down the thick, institutionally elegant carpet. It wasn’t really a sound I heard, more like a shift in air pressure, thickening and narrowing as she swathed wide steps toward her office door, and inevitably toward me. Door closes behind her, I release a short sigh, and a little bit of spittle slides out. I wipe, then continue to type. Maybe today she’ll stay in there and leave me the hell alone.

from Noon to Six

The elevator smelled of radon or boron, something distinctly carcinogenic. The building was a relatively new high-rise, magnificently situated on the edge of landfill, overlooking The City in all its glory. When the elevator doors opened, I did not have to look too far. Directly across stood a set of monstrous mahogany doors, decorated with bold and very gold letters announcing the firm’s title. This place wasn’t on the eighteenth floor. It was the eighteenth floor. Like Alice, after popping the small pill, I slowly walked inside, feeling overwhelmed and distinctly outsized.

from The Interview

Doreen McAllister’s makeup was thick, tasteful for being tasteless, and her interview pants entirely too tight. She was not chewing gum, thank goodness, but she talked as though she had something large in her mouth, something capable of spitting forth giant loud bubbles. She appeared to be someone who never knew fear. I settled hopefully on Doreen. It might have been her gravelly voice, gritty with self-assurance and fearlessness. She answered each of my questions with a languid roll of her eyes and a clever little snap of tongue that said, “Honey, I’ve done it all, a thousand times.”

from Expendable

The stress has grown on me. I wear it casually now, like an occasional scarf. Tempers flare, intermittently, like little wild fires sparked by the wind. But they die down just as quickly. I watch the heat rise and fall and stick to my business. Shut my door if it suits me. At any given moment, something or someone, be it a printer or personality, comes unraveled. Dissent is constant but also calming in its consistency. I walk through the maze of it, cut myself on the edges, and don’t even bleed.

 

 
Table of Contents

   Part I - Rookie

Poverty Law
Résumé
Poverty Law
Role Model
The Commute
Morris, Leight & Levy
The Elevator Man
My First Fax

   Part II - The Trenches

The Lovely Law Office of Millicent G.


The Boss’s Wife


Interrogatories


Charlotte from Charlotte


Small Victory


Inflections and Innuendoes


Magician


Noon to Six


True Story


Do Not Touch


Nostalgia


To the Woman Who Saved Me


Dictation


Timothy Scoggins, Litigation Assistant


Why Do I Do This

   Part III - Room With
                     a Door

Secretary’s Day


The Waiting Room


The Interview


Old Pro


Tough Day at the Office


Voicemail


The Lady With the Purple Mouse Pad


Don’t Wait


Expendable


Full Circle

 

   

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